We Know Hero Worship

[Gray Ling]

Permit me the freedom to share the following rant poem. It's addressed to our hero Arnold Swartzenegger.
My gf says reading it made her cry. "I cant' believe I cried", she said. "I just started thinking about other people, and how theyre dying in the darkness of all of this sugar lies. I'm glad you're still alive."


I Know You Lied

I know you lied
you lied and lied
and lied and lied and lied and lied
and grew
and grew
and grew
and grew
and grew
and grew
and grew
and for that you
won and
won and
won and
won and
won and
won and
won,
now I see you in another film and I begin to think
why could he not have just told us one thing about sugar
So Arnold please don't lie to South Africa anymore
It really breaks my heart that you did
It really hurt
It really hurt
It really hurt
It really hurt
It really hurt
It really hurt
It really hurts
but you're still on that status
even if your posters come down
you can still tell the truth about sugar
and milk and nutshells and so on
(of course i didn't eat nutshells)
My interest in biology was about the chapters on digestion
But what I learned at school was how not to learn
And what I learned from you was....was...well I don't know
I'm not waiting tho
But it would be nice if you took a stance right about now
I think the ground is ripe Mr. Arnold our Hero still
With the sugar tax
And HIV being stuck to Charlie
Who may pull through if you teach him too
We all love Charlie as much as you
and he's the Deviant
while you are the Anti-Hero
Save us
The Time is Now!

 

[DaveFoster]

Wait, Charlie has HIV?

 

[Gray Ling]

Charlie Sheen is said to have AIDS. That's what the media are reporting over here.