SON, I HAVE HIGHER ANDROGENS THAN YOUandrogens. This is just you desperately trying to rationalize your obesity, and failing miserably.
I HAVE MORE MUSCLE THAN YOU
I HAVE BETTER HEALTH THAN YOU
There is no "obesity", I'm MORE ACTIVE and under WAY LESS STRESS than you homie
Good try though
You know what happens to an animal before they die? They wither (get really skinny) and then they die, having a HEALTHY AMOUNT OF FAT means you're a lot further to death than a twig who has no fat and barely any muscle and is 1 bad decision away from dying - GOOD TRY THOUGH