Geronimo
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With Thanksgiving coming up, these are some things I'm thankful for:
The biggest companies are making billions off covid, trillions in total. This way they can protect us more better with their philanthropy. They're so generous omg.
Only the biggest companies have stayed open because going there doesn't present any risk in a store with hundreds of people in it. Obviously only small businesses spread disease. Everyone knows that most grocery and hardware stores are small businesses. Don't worry small business owners, they gave you $1200 so you'll be totally fine for 7 months!
I love how the mass media doesn't tell us how the tests or counting policies work. I really appreciate this because how we arrive at death counts doesn't matter at all, and I'm not a doctor so I couldn't possibly understand anyway lol
I'm extra thankful they planned out this entire scenario back in 2019 at Event 201. Without all this planning, we could never have had such an effective response to the pandemic.
It's extra great how the media and our health officials give us zero advice on how to have a healthy immune system. Everyone knows that diet and exercise don't affect your health. Only drugs can make you most healthier.
I'm super-duper thrilled that social isolation is unhealthy and stressful on every level. Stress is super good for your immune system. Being generally unhealthy is even better for your immune system. Co-morbidities help you survive covid. Everyone knows that!
Wacky conspiracy theorists think that pharmaceutical companies who are part of a $7 trillion a year industry are motivated by money. Then why are so many hospitals completely avoiding necessary health care measures that millions of actually sick people actually need in order to stay alive actually? Conspiracy debunked!
Thank you Google, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for silencing people who share info obtained from medical studies. If smart people actually read all those medical studies, they might get more dumber and think there was legitimate scientific reasoning to end the soul-shattering lockdowns that are potentially killing millions around the world. I mean SAVING millions around the world! I don't know how to delete stuff after I type it,sorrry
I'm so very very thankful that the CDC, Fauci, US Surgeon General and Chief Medical Officer of England all changed their stances on masks after March, even though substantial clinical data on their usefulness has existed for years. If they didn't do a 180 degree turn from one month to the next, masks wouldn't have saved 374 billion lives. It's 374 billion because each person has had their lives saved so many times, each time they wear their mask actually. Don't be a racist neonazi sexist right-wing extremist bigoted white supremacist trump-supporting science denier people!
I'm so thankful Bill Gates has already made his mistakes with vaccines with the millions of cases of massive health side effects in African people. Obviously the studies show how his vaccines caused hundreds of thousands of cases of polio and forced sterilization. Now his vaccines will all be super good because he knows what he did wrong!
It's so awesome how the media and unelected health officials with ties to the $7T Healthcare industry tell me what to do. I have kids, so I couldn't possibly read about the most important topic of the century for more than 4 minutes a day. Critical thought is dangerous anyway. You know who else thought critically? Ummm.....ever heard of HITLER!
I'm mostest thankful that only Republicans spread covid. Could you imagine if democrats spread it too?? Then burning down buildings and assaulting thousands of innocent people during riots could be dangerous. You don't learn that watching fox!
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The biggest companies are making billions off covid, trillions in total. This way they can protect us more better with their philanthropy. They're so generous omg.
Only the biggest companies have stayed open because going there doesn't present any risk in a store with hundreds of people in it. Obviously only small businesses spread disease. Everyone knows that most grocery and hardware stores are small businesses. Don't worry small business owners, they gave you $1200 so you'll be totally fine for 7 months!
I love how the mass media doesn't tell us how the tests or counting policies work. I really appreciate this because how we arrive at death counts doesn't matter at all, and I'm not a doctor so I couldn't possibly understand anyway lol
I'm extra thankful they planned out this entire scenario back in 2019 at Event 201. Without all this planning, we could never have had such an effective response to the pandemic.
It's extra great how the media and our health officials give us zero advice on how to have a healthy immune system. Everyone knows that diet and exercise don't affect your health. Only drugs can make you most healthier.
I'm super-duper thrilled that social isolation is unhealthy and stressful on every level. Stress is super good for your immune system. Being generally unhealthy is even better for your immune system. Co-morbidities help you survive covid. Everyone knows that!
Wacky conspiracy theorists think that pharmaceutical companies who are part of a $7 trillion a year industry are motivated by money. Then why are so many hospitals completely avoiding necessary health care measures that millions of actually sick people actually need in order to stay alive actually? Conspiracy debunked!
Thank you Google, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for silencing people who share info obtained from medical studies. If smart people actually read all those medical studies, they might get more dumber and think there was legitimate scientific reasoning to end the soul-shattering lockdowns that are potentially killing millions around the world. I mean SAVING millions around the world! I don't know how to delete stuff after I type it,sorrry
I'm so very very thankful that the CDC, Fauci, US Surgeon General and Chief Medical Officer of England all changed their stances on masks after March, even though substantial clinical data on their usefulness has existed for years. If they didn't do a 180 degree turn from one month to the next, masks wouldn't have saved 374 billion lives. It's 374 billion because each person has had their lives saved so many times, each time they wear their mask actually. Don't be a racist neonazi sexist right-wing extremist bigoted white supremacist trump-supporting science denier people!
I'm so thankful Bill Gates has already made his mistakes with vaccines with the millions of cases of massive health side effects in African people. Obviously the studies show how his vaccines caused hundreds of thousands of cases of polio and forced sterilization. Now his vaccines will all be super good because he knows what he did wrong!
It's so awesome how the media and unelected health officials with ties to the $7T Healthcare industry tell me what to do. I have kids, so I couldn't possibly read about the most important topic of the century for more than 4 minutes a day. Critical thought is dangerous anyway. You know who else thought critically? Ummm.....ever heard of HITLER!
I'm mostest thankful that only Republicans spread covid. Could you imagine if democrats spread it too?? Then burning down buildings and assaulting thousands of innocent people during riots could be dangerous. You don't learn that watching fox!
Imm mostest happiestb my brane jist atrofeed ento mush typin thus listt becuzz I want ussingn it sincc Marcch arnyways hahaehehaaeehahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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