The Disgusting Lack of 'Bottom' Hygiene in the West

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I carry a douche bottle with me when I travel and use it at home. Toilet paper for drying off the rear end. When I'm healthy and normal there is no residue anyway.
 

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Here in the USA squat toilets like the ones in Asian countries are illegal because of plumbing codes. I tried to look for them before to replace my sit-down commode and that’s when I found out about the plumbing code. So I just squat on my sit-down toilet. Most westerners cannot squat properly. And I use a hand-held biden to wash up after doing my business because smearing my bum with BPA-treated toilet paper is not my idea of clean.
 

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Some people put a small step in front of the western toilet to raise their knees and have a half squat half sitting position. Still comfortably sitting but more pressure on the gut. When I did a 100% rawfood died I had a no wipe dump. Otherwise I prefer Indian toilet paper, just use your left hand to wipe it off. :cool:
 
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Here in the USA squat toilets like the ones in Asian countries are illegal because of plumbing codes. I tried to look for them before to replace my sit-down commode and that’s when I found out about the plumbing code. So I just squat on my sit-down toilet. Most westerners cannot squat properly. And I use a hand-held biden to wash up after doing my business because smearing my bum with BPA-treated toilet paper is not my idea of clean.
Squat Toilets USA makes elevated squat toilets.
 

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This thread is spot on. As a disgusting white-ish semi-North American I can attest to the abundance of Americans who practice little higene, toilet or otherwise. I have lived in many countries and experienced many cultures, but when I first encountered a gun-style bidet I had no idea what it was, and I didn’t use it. I was staying with wealthy friends in another country, and as a result of my ignorance I used an obscene amount of toiletpaper, rather embarrassing in retrospect. But this kind of cultural embarrassment encounter is something to celebrate.
Now I can wipe my butt much better!
 
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Kris

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Haha, OP should know that besides water washing and dry wiping there exists a third way: wet wiping.

thank you for giving me another option:) i guess, it can be good when travelling. i have been using such wet paper tissues on my motorcycle trips in the mountains. but bidet is obviously superior.
 

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thank you for giving me another option:) i guess, it can be good when travelling. i have been using such wet paper tissues on my motorcycle trips in the mountains. but bidet is obviously superior.

When I used to whitewater kayak, sometimes I would get so scared before putting on that I would have to go up into the woods and ***t my guts out. No TP so had to use leaves. Another option for ya
 

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In my opinion parasitic infestation can compel people to have poor hygiene, especially when it comes to hygiene of the bottom variety.
 

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Ugh. Hard to edit on a cellphone especially when interrupted by the site's new post notification.

Will post another.
 

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Haha, OP should know that besides water washing and dry wiping there exists a third way: wet wiping.
But wet wipes are a big problem for the water utilities. Since the wet wipes aren't really paper, and they cause sewer systems to be clogged up quickly.

This is a bad practice ingrained into many Americans by the marketers of Wet Ones.
 
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I've wondered about this every time I finish taking a dump, spraying my **** with a bidet tucked inside the seat at the back. Because it leaves my **** more wet, I find I use more toilet paper.

So, maybe I'm doing this wrong. So how does one a bidet and end up saving toilet paper?
 
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I've wondered about this every time I finish taking a dump, spraying my **** with a bidet tucked inside the seat at the back. Because it leaves my **** more wet, I find I use more toilet paper.

So, maybe I'm doing this wrong. So how does one a bidet and end up saving toilet paper?
You use a towel.
 
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