Happy holidays to all, and apologies to anyone who has already used this idea.
The Twelve Peaty Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
A thyroid in an orange tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Two aspirin
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Ten hamsters a-leaping,
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Eleven oxtails swaying,
Ten hamsters a-leaping,
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Twelve coffees steaming,
Eleven oxtails swaying,
Ten hamsters a-leaping,
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
The Twelve Peaty Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
A thyroid in an orange tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Two aspirin
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Ten hamsters a-leaping,
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Eleven oxtails swaying,
Ten hamsters a-leaping,
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Ray Peat sent to me
Twelve coffees steaming,
Eleven oxtails swaying,
Ten hamsters a-leaping,
Nine ladies bag-breathing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven oysters resting,
Six newsletters refuting,
FIVE AWESOME BOOKS,
Four brooder lamps,
Three French cheeses,
Two aspirin,
And a thyroid in an orange tree.