Stay Away From Raw Fish!

Travis

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He soon was selling bits of his feces on Ebay, for anyone looking to get worms.
Guy #1: Someone is selling pieces of ∫λιτ off of Ebay.
Guy #2: Ha! Tell me about it. I bought a torque wrench from China once and―
Guy #1: No no, I mean: There is literally a man selling pieces of ∫λιτ on Ebay.
Guy #2: You mean, like . . . like something worse than Harbor Freight tools?
Guy #1: No Frank. I mean literal pieces of ∫λιτ . . . like feces.
Guy #2: [lights cigarette] Are you talking about fertilizer Jim? The shipping weight is cost prohibi―
Guy #1: No no. He's selling it for . . . allergies.

Guy #2: [nonplussed]
Guy #1: He thinks there are people stupid 'nuff to buy ∫λιτ for allergies.
Guy #2: Get the **** out.
Guy #1: Wait 'til you hear why.
Guy #2: I'm listening.. .

 
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yerrag

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This was the grossest thing I've ever heard...



Until I read this...


Off to have nightmares now.

Guy #1: Someone is selling pieces of ∫λιτ off of Ebay.
Guy #2: Ha! Tell me about it. I bought a torque wrench from China once and―
Guy #1: No no, I mean: There is literally a man selling pieces of ∫λιτ on Ebay.
Guy #2: You mean, like . . . like something worse than Harbor Freight tools?
Guy #1: No Frank. I mean literal pieces of ∫λιτ . . . like feces.
Guy #2: [lights cigarette] Are you talking about fertilizer Jim? The shipping weight is cost prohibi―
Guy #1: No no. He's selling it for . . . allergies.

Guy #2: [nonplussed]
Guy #1: He thinks there are people stupid 'nuff to buy ∫λιτ for allergies.
Guy #2: Get the **** out.
Guy #1: Wait 'til you hear why.
Guy #2: I'm listening.. .

Just not sure how many people he's helped.

Trading one nightmare for a lifetime free of allergies sounds like a good deal to me.

He was desperate!
 

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