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http://www.motherjones.com/environment/ ... t-bacteria
You know it's all good when Monstanto and Bayer invest in your health.
So isn't about time to surrender yourself to the overabundance of bacterial wealth around you
It's looks like the corporate cartel doesn't need to create quirky waves among the very educated anymore, they'll just ride thiers.
Now, people growing out of fish oil within the next 15 years will make the income statement too unhealthy for a CEO to look at. So isn't it just god send to have radical science convince people of eating dirt and convince all the radical environmentalists to jump in to defend their early lifeform ancestors.
It's time for the strategic planning arms of the health industry to chillax again and let the marketing, public relations and communications departments do their magic. The plan to make everyone a living trash can by 2030 is already onboard.
So for now my dear friends, eat more dirt, fibre and tyres. Buy proboitics, trash the fridge and let your food rot, and while you're at it, you might as well stock some more fish oil in case stores run out in the next 5 years.
If all goes well, nothing will fix your lactobacillus resistosis except a life-long therapy with radioactive, broad spectrum, dual release, particle diffusing Johnson & Johnson antibiotics, costing only $195.99 a month!
Now for a limited time only.
PM for bulk discount
You know it's all good when Monstanto and Bayer invest in your health.
So isn't about time to surrender yourself to the overabundance of bacterial wealth around you
It's looks like the corporate cartel doesn't need to create quirky waves among the very educated anymore, they'll just ride thiers.
Now, people growing out of fish oil within the next 15 years will make the income statement too unhealthy for a CEO to look at. So isn't it just god send to have radical science convince people of eating dirt and convince all the radical environmentalists to jump in to defend their early lifeform ancestors.
It's time for the strategic planning arms of the health industry to chillax again and let the marketing, public relations and communications departments do their magic. The plan to make everyone a living trash can by 2030 is already onboard.
So for now my dear friends, eat more dirt, fibre and tyres. Buy proboitics, trash the fridge and let your food rot, and while you're at it, you might as well stock some more fish oil in case stores run out in the next 5 years.
If all goes well, nothing will fix your lactobacillus resistosis except a life-long therapy with radioactive, broad spectrum, dual release, particle diffusing Johnson & Johnson antibiotics, costing only $195.99 a month!
Now for a limited time only.
PM for bulk discount