Giraffe
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Quick recipe for a pandemic
related thread: Navigating Through The “Corona-Panic”: 8 Inconvenient Facts To Consider
- Find a mutation of a virus and call it 'novel'.
- Create a PCR test. No need to have it checked by an independent group of researchers.
- Call anyone with laboratory confirmation of your novel virus a 'confirmed case' irrespective of clinical signs and symptoms. You are following WHO guidelines if you do so.
- Test preferably only symptomatic people. This way you successfully exaggerate the mortality rate. The WHO definition does not require a high morbidity and mortality rate to call it a pandemic, but you want to seed fear.
- Constantly increase the number of tests done to give the impression that the virus is spreading fast.
- In case you don't have enough tests, call everyone with symptoms a 'confirmed case'.
- A pinch or two of nosocomial infections is good, too.
- Use experimental treatments with toxic antiviral drugs liberally. -- The rule less is better, treat according to symptoms (which is considered good practice in the treatment of influenza infections) does not apply here.
- Blame the death of everyone who tested positive on the virus irrespective of age and co-morbidities. No need to do post-mortem examinations.
- To confuse people further always communicate numbers out of context. Don't tell people how many tests have been negative. Don't compare the novel disease's death rate to the normal death rate.
- Important to avoid studies in a representative cohort.
- The press people will report 24/7 about the 'deadly virus', so they will further increase the fear.
- Make sure to defame everyone as 'conspiracy theorist' who publicly expresses thoughts that do not fit to your narrative.
- If after several months journalists seriously start to question things smile and talk gibberish.
related thread: Navigating Through The “Corona-Panic”: 8 Inconvenient Facts To Consider