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WARNING: GROSS PICTURES
tldr; i got food poisoning from oysters and pooped out some weird stuff. pictures below.
if you're in for an adventure, the story goes like this:
in march, i went to Japan, but as soon as I got there I started feeling terrible. i was already aware of emf dangers, but i had never experienced anything like the electrical hell that is Tokyo. i lived in an apartment in central Shibuya and there were 5g boxes EVERYWHERE. i mean on every building. i couldnt sleep, the jetlag wouldn't go away, i was weak and tired. after two weeks i felt like death and started getting dizzy. then when out on a walk i nearly passed out so i hurried home. i went to the toilet and when i stood up, i became lightheaded and fell to the ground. suddenly i could not breathe and my roommate freaked the hell out because he thought i had corona (so did i). i went to sleep with breathing troubles, fearing for my life for the first time. ive never been scared to die, until i couldn't breathe. that is truly the worst feeling. i woke up the next day super sick, but i could breathe better. we were living in a modelling apartment full of young models from all over the world, the agency lost their ***t and i had to leave. at this point after getting insane tinnitus after standing next to a tv tower i realized it was the radiation and i got as far away as i could. i took a train out to mt. Takao, where i spent the next 4 days recovering in a small Airbnb far away from everything else. i felt better immediately. after those 4 days i continued traveling up to mt fuji, far away from heavy emf areas, and after two weeks i no longer had the flu-like symptoms. however, i would feel tired and shitty for the rest of the two-month journey.
after having recovered, i made a quick return to Tokyo because i had to pick up something. i passed by an oyster bar and i figured id just eat myself full on oysters because i must have been so malnourished at this point. japan truly has the worst food ive ever seen. i ate 6 very big oysters and went home satiated. that was, until i felt everybody fluid trying to escape from every hole at the same time and i realized i had made the biggest mistake of my life. i had gotten a food poisoning so bad my "corona" scare paled in comparison. the nausea was so bad i can't put it into words. of course, this happened on the subway, which was completely packed. im sure youve seen pictures of railway employees pushing people into the train, it gets really packed. i tried to tell people to get out of the way, but the sight of a sweaty dirty lanky gajin with snot and tears running down his shirt freaked people out and i wasnt able to get anywhere. i could feel the puke coming with the force of a thousand suns, and i figured i would minimize the damage by holding over my mouth so hopefully, only the lady in front of me would get a bit dirty. however i had underestimated the Japanese oyster bacteria, and the puke instead ricocheted from my hands in all directions, splattering every salaryman on the train and panic broke out. everyone flooded out of the subway and i ended up on the ground in the middle of the station. things started becoming hazy at this point so i just shut my eyes and went to sleep. i woke up 10 minutes later with people just stepping over me. truly, a great country. now of course i had to ***t like a mf so i ran to the closest bathroom, and this is where we get to the point:
after explosive diarrhea, i felt something hanging out of my ****. i thought it was a giant worm so i clenched my teeth and pulled out this ***t covered white-ish thing. it hurt the inside of my **** to pull it out. i turned around to take a closer look, but of course those toilets have kaledoscopical microchip sensors in the seats that makes the toilet flush when you get off, so i didnt get to take a good look. defeated, i sat back down and pressed the multidirectional massage pulse **** cleaning spray on medium heat.
i crawled my way into a hostel as far away from central tokyo as i could and passed out. the next morning i woke up and went to the toilet. i noticed that my stool was packed with "worms". some were encased in the stool, and some i had to pull out (which again is very unplesant.) i was very sick still so i didnt count all the poop, but it looked like they were all packed with 4-5 "worms". i fished out a couple of poops, (finally the chopsticks came in hand) and washed away the feces. you can see them in the pictures below:
they were slimy, stringy, and rubbery at the same time. i had to use a lot of force to pull them apart. some kinda felt like tire rubber, others were more frail. they didnt smell that strongly, but whatever they touched, the smell would NOT go away. the smell stayed on my hands for two days. explain to me what the hell these things are? i passed some the next day too, after that i didnt see any again. the oysters must have triggered some massive detox. after passing these my digestion immediately improved and i could suddenly digest so many things i couldnt before. as horrible as it was, its one of the best things that have happened to me. my digestion is so much better now. things just started moving faster. i guess these things were stuck on my gut slowing other food down.
ive heard gluten and pasteurized dairy can build up in the stomach and cause this, others say they are living parasites. im so lost here. most of all i just wanna know if there are more in there and how i can get them all out.
ps: if you ever go to the hostel "palette takashimadaira", do NOT use the big blue plate. trust me.
just to be clear, there is not fecal matter in these pictures. all the poop was washed away
tldr; i got food poisoning from oysters and pooped out some weird stuff. pictures below.
if you're in for an adventure, the story goes like this:
in march, i went to Japan, but as soon as I got there I started feeling terrible. i was already aware of emf dangers, but i had never experienced anything like the electrical hell that is Tokyo. i lived in an apartment in central Shibuya and there were 5g boxes EVERYWHERE. i mean on every building. i couldnt sleep, the jetlag wouldn't go away, i was weak and tired. after two weeks i felt like death and started getting dizzy. then when out on a walk i nearly passed out so i hurried home. i went to the toilet and when i stood up, i became lightheaded and fell to the ground. suddenly i could not breathe and my roommate freaked the hell out because he thought i had corona (so did i). i went to sleep with breathing troubles, fearing for my life for the first time. ive never been scared to die, until i couldn't breathe. that is truly the worst feeling. i woke up the next day super sick, but i could breathe better. we were living in a modelling apartment full of young models from all over the world, the agency lost their ***t and i had to leave. at this point after getting insane tinnitus after standing next to a tv tower i realized it was the radiation and i got as far away as i could. i took a train out to mt. Takao, where i spent the next 4 days recovering in a small Airbnb far away from everything else. i felt better immediately. after those 4 days i continued traveling up to mt fuji, far away from heavy emf areas, and after two weeks i no longer had the flu-like symptoms. however, i would feel tired and shitty for the rest of the two-month journey.
after having recovered, i made a quick return to Tokyo because i had to pick up something. i passed by an oyster bar and i figured id just eat myself full on oysters because i must have been so malnourished at this point. japan truly has the worst food ive ever seen. i ate 6 very big oysters and went home satiated. that was, until i felt everybody fluid trying to escape from every hole at the same time and i realized i had made the biggest mistake of my life. i had gotten a food poisoning so bad my "corona" scare paled in comparison. the nausea was so bad i can't put it into words. of course, this happened on the subway, which was completely packed. im sure youve seen pictures of railway employees pushing people into the train, it gets really packed. i tried to tell people to get out of the way, but the sight of a sweaty dirty lanky gajin with snot and tears running down his shirt freaked people out and i wasnt able to get anywhere. i could feel the puke coming with the force of a thousand suns, and i figured i would minimize the damage by holding over my mouth so hopefully, only the lady in front of me would get a bit dirty. however i had underestimated the Japanese oyster bacteria, and the puke instead ricocheted from my hands in all directions, splattering every salaryman on the train and panic broke out. everyone flooded out of the subway and i ended up on the ground in the middle of the station. things started becoming hazy at this point so i just shut my eyes and went to sleep. i woke up 10 minutes later with people just stepping over me. truly, a great country. now of course i had to ***t like a mf so i ran to the closest bathroom, and this is where we get to the point:
after explosive diarrhea, i felt something hanging out of my ****. i thought it was a giant worm so i clenched my teeth and pulled out this ***t covered white-ish thing. it hurt the inside of my **** to pull it out. i turned around to take a closer look, but of course those toilets have kaledoscopical microchip sensors in the seats that makes the toilet flush when you get off, so i didnt get to take a good look. defeated, i sat back down and pressed the multidirectional massage pulse **** cleaning spray on medium heat.
i crawled my way into a hostel as far away from central tokyo as i could and passed out. the next morning i woke up and went to the toilet. i noticed that my stool was packed with "worms". some were encased in the stool, and some i had to pull out (which again is very unplesant.) i was very sick still so i didnt count all the poop, but it looked like they were all packed with 4-5 "worms". i fished out a couple of poops, (finally the chopsticks came in hand) and washed away the feces. you can see them in the pictures below:
they were slimy, stringy, and rubbery at the same time. i had to use a lot of force to pull them apart. some kinda felt like tire rubber, others were more frail. they didnt smell that strongly, but whatever they touched, the smell would NOT go away. the smell stayed on my hands for two days. explain to me what the hell these things are? i passed some the next day too, after that i didnt see any again. the oysters must have triggered some massive detox. after passing these my digestion immediately improved and i could suddenly digest so many things i couldnt before. as horrible as it was, its one of the best things that have happened to me. my digestion is so much better now. things just started moving faster. i guess these things were stuck on my gut slowing other food down.
ive heard gluten and pasteurized dairy can build up in the stomach and cause this, others say they are living parasites. im so lost here. most of all i just wanna know if there are more in there and how i can get them all out.
ps: if you ever go to the hostel "palette takashimadaira", do NOT use the big blue plate. trust me.
just to be clear, there is not fecal matter in these pictures. all the poop was washed away