Papayas, Goats & Motor Oil Tested Positive For Coronavirus

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    Stay home - papayas and goats! :tearsofjoy:

    The PCR tests seem pretty sketchy. How can we claim all of these people died of COVID19 when fruits also test positive?
     
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    We need to vaccinate motor oil.
     
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    Maybe someone that is in a country where tests are available can try this out?
     
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    They do it here. 180 reals ≈32$. I don't have free money to do it.
     
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    It's hilariously funny. And it's probably funnier because it's true. What about that Chinese article withdrawn from publication in March, which showed 80% of false positives?
    And Youtube foaming at the mouth censoring all the contrarian content.

    The whole thing is so fraudulent it's unbelievable.
     
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    Our neighbors have been offering us papaya from their tree lately.

    #killers
     
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    Call the police on them.
     
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    How does one send a sample of a fruit or car oil to a lab and make them believe this is from a man who needs to be tested ?
     
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    Quite easily. A viral swab looks much like a long q-tip. You are pushing it through a nostril to the back near where it joins the throat. The material on the swab is pretty much invisible to the eye so you could swab anything and the lab would run it. Adding a form with a patient identifier on it would mean they'll run it. I'm assuming they did this.
     
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    If you test it they will come
     
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    A neighbor of mine is on ventilator fighting for his life.
    IT IS NOT A FLU
    STAY AT YOUR TREE
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    I don‘t know anymore wether to laugh or cry :tearsofjoy:
     
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    Ok !
     
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    Nice!
     

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    My neighbor succumbed to covid19. They have found his lungs to be full of covid virions.
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