Masturbation cures Covid

Perry Staltic

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Further research is needed...

I mean, seriously, what doesn't cure covid?

Aspirin?


Green tea? Grapes? Chocolate?


So why not spanking your monkey? Prepare your innate immune system now by developing muscle strength and coordination with a Spank Your Monkey Flashlight (in those down times).




Disclaimer: Sorry, I couldn't resist. Not affiliated with any flashlight makers.
 
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RealNeat

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anything that brings order to the bioenergetic system cures (insert malady). I would argue a real person instead of (Jill :hand:) would cure it even faster.
 

llian

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"Scientists hate him"
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Do they specify if using left arm or right arm makes a difference?
 
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