Marathoners Get 66% Off Life Insurance

mistermr

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I saw this ad on social media for life insurance They offer up to 66% off of their life insurance for marathoners.

Who wants to bet how long this company will last til they go out of business?
 

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Herbie

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Lol if it were my company I’d be charging 66% higher premiums for marathoners.
 

Travis

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Like most other companies, I would be forced to charge a premium for smoking. Yet unlike most companies, those smoking ammonia-free tobacco would be exempt. This information would be gained by using a secret shibboleth in the tax form.

I would also impose the most strict PUFA penalty, as determined by circulating linoleic acid concentration, and our urinalysis would shatter industry norms by focusing exclusively on 5-hydroxytryptophol levels. Among sterols: aldosterone would get the most consideration, out-prioritizing even cortisol and 24-fatalamine. We would gain more than our fair market share, attracting the envy of every senior MetLife and Lincoln Financial statistician by predicting death times down to the second. We would also have the most insolent advertising imaginable under current libel laws and television profanity codes.

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