Roll up everyone and purchase HEALTHY synthetic meat, Beyond Meat, which will make you super healthy because you're no longer eating cancer-causing natural red meat.
Everyone knows meat causes cancer, so eat this factory-prepared, chemical-laden alternative to become SUPER HEALTHY:
"Its ingredients are pea protein isolate, expeller-pressed canola oil, refined coconut oil, water, yeast extract, maltodextrin, “natural” flavourings, gum arabic, sunflower oil, salt, succinic acid, acetic acid, modified food starch, cellulose from bamboo, methylcellulose, potato starch, ascorbic acid, annatto extract, citrus fruit extract and glycerin. In addition, it contains beetroot juice extract to ape a meaty red colour."
GET SOME HEALTH!
Everyone knows meat causes cancer, so eat this factory-prepared, chemical-laden alternative to become SUPER HEALTHY:
"Its ingredients are pea protein isolate, expeller-pressed canola oil, refined coconut oil, water, yeast extract, maltodextrin, “natural” flavourings, gum arabic, sunflower oil, salt, succinic acid, acetic acid, modified food starch, cellulose from bamboo, methylcellulose, potato starch, ascorbic acid, annatto extract, citrus fruit extract and glycerin. In addition, it contains beetroot juice extract to ape a meaty red colour."
GET SOME HEALTH!