A Reminder Of What A Real Man Looks Like

[Ideonaut]

So a " real man " is a regular man, but one that uses substances that allow for unaturally large levels of lean tissue. Got it! Hold my milk while I call my local anabolic dealer.

He could just exercise a lot and have naturally well-functioning hormones.

 

[sladerunner69]

Name Plz???

Also I am taller, hairier, less baldier, and more muscular than OP's specimen of manlihood.

 

[Such_Saturation]

He could just exercise a lot and have naturally well-functioning hormones.

The secret lies in his sponsored lifting straps

 

[sladerunner69]

So by definition what we know about this picture a real man is:

-Pharmacologically enhanced otherwise wouldnt be considered a "real man"
-Bald
-Bodyhair reminiscent of a 1970s carpet
-Around 5'7 judging by the assumed standard height of fullsize lockers
-Owns an Iphone 6 but is unable to take a photo with a self-timer so asks a taller non-real man to take it for him
-Understands locker room downlighting probably gives him his best look.
-From a close-minded classic physique perspective has terrible left to right symmetry and terrible top to bottom balance

Lets gooo

Wow you have an impressive ability to infer lot's of information from a single frame. Have you considered a career in the PD? they are always looking for new detectives.

 

[Luckytype]

Wow you have an impressive ability to infer lot's of information from a single frame. Have you considered a career in the PD? they are always looking for new detectives.

I was wrong. What would you say the body hair resembles more?

 

[tca300]

He could just exercise a lot and have naturally well-functioning hormones.

 

[Prosper]

A real boy:

A real man:

 

[Peater]

The secret lies in his sponsored lifting straps

And dat dere celltech

 

[Wagner83]

OP prescribes T to her patient even when they have normal levels but feel sluggish from training intensely four times a week. Given the nature of this thread, I guess there's a conflict of interest in the practice of her medicine. Wanna put more candy on the market ay?
But perhaps I missed the point and she just meant he has three forearms...

 

[Herbie]

These are real men, they no longer exist.

We are just try hards now.. lost.

 

[sladerunner69]

I was wrong. What would you say the body hair resembles more?

I think a shag carpet is an apt analogy, but it reminded quickly of that time we've all been through, when you are napping at summer camp your friends toss a buck of glue on you and then chase you around the pool breading you with a layer of pubic trimmings.

 

[superhuman]

So by definition what we know about this picture a real man is:

-Pharmacologically enhanced otherwise wouldnt be considered a "real man"
-Bald
-Bodyhair reminiscent of a 1970s carpet
-Around 5'7 judging by the assumed standard height of fullsize lockers
-Owns an Iphone 6 but is unable to take a photo with a self-timer so asks a taller non-real man to take it for him
-Understands locker room downlighting probably gives him his best look.
-From a close-minded classic physique perspective has terrible left to right symmetry and terrible top to bottom balance

Lets gooo

 

[Arrade]

I thought Rising Sun was joking... I can't imagine most women getting within a mile of the man photographed.
Natty training would have had him looking way better.

By the way, most women below 40 would prefer a full head of hair and average build over huge muscles and bad balding.

Join RegrowBros.com if you want your hair back

 

[Prosper]

These are real men, they no longer exist.

Plenty of tribes untouched by civilization exist around the world.

 

[Arrade]

OP prescribes T to her patient even when they have normal levels but feel sluggish from training intensely four times a week. Given the nature of this thread, I guess there's a conflict of interest in the practice of her medicine. Wanna put more candy on the market ay?
But perhaps I missed the point and she just meant he has three forearms...

Damn yeah **** that.

 

[Such_Saturation]

they no longer exist

unfit lol

 

[dbh25]

He has Vitamin A toxicity

 

[Jennifer]

He has Vitamin A toxicity

Ah! That explains the third forearm. It does seem to come in handy for taking selfies.

 

[Dhair]

Did we REALLY need another one of these threads?
If I wanted to engage in an endless circle-jerk discussion about what women find attractive, I'd go to 4chan. We are here to discuss how to improve our health.
@charlie